END OF RUNSING 2010

Seorang gembala sedang menggembalakan kambing kambing (Janapari dan Bor). Dia kemudian didatangi seorang pemuda lalu bertanya:

Pemuda : "Bagusnya ternakan kambing kambing engkau. Boleh tak saya tanya sikit?"
Gembala : "Oh, boleh saja"

Pemuda : "Berapa jauh kambing kambing berjalan setiap hari?"
Gembala : "Yang mana, yang Janapari ke Bor?"

Pemuda : "Yang Janapari"
Gembala :"Ah, yang Janapari berjalan lebih kurang enam kilometer setiap hari"

Pemuda : "Dan yang Bor?"
Gembala : "Yang Bor pun sama."

Pemuda : "Dan berapa banyak rumput mereka makan setiap hari?"
Gembala : "Yang mana, yang Janapari atau yang Bor?"

Pemuda : "Yang Janapari."
Gembala : "Ah, yang Janapari makan lebih kurang empat kilo rumput setiap hari."

Pemuda : "Dan Kambing Bor?"
Gembala : "Kambing Bor pun sama."

Pemuda : "Dan berapa banyak Daging yang mereka hasilkan setiap tahun?"
Gembala : "Yang mana, yang Janapari atau yang Bor?"

Pemuda : "Yang Janapari."
Gembala : "Aaa...menurut perkiraan saya, yang Janapari menghasilkan sekitar enam puluh kilo daging seekor setiap tahun kalau mereka makan cukup."

Pemuda : "Dan yang Bor?"
Gembala : "Yang Bor pun sama."

Pemuda : (Dengan perasaan geram ) "Kenapa engkau membezakan Kambing kambing engkau yang Janapari dengan yang Bor setiap kali nak jawab soalan saya, padahal jawapan semuanya sama saja"

Gembala : "Mestilah saya beza-bezakan sebab kambing kambing yang Janapari itu adalah milik saya."
Pemuda : "Ooo, begitu, fahamlah saya,kalau yang Bor tu pulak siapa punya?"

Gembala : "Yang Bor pun sama, saya punya juga.
Pemuda: Lahabau…Hahhahaha wakenabeb!"

MORE RUNSING IN 2011

NEARLY ALMOST

2010 almost full.....
I am feeling like a fool

TWENTY TEN at the end
Honeymoon year end

2010 Countdown
I am still down

2 zero 1 zero
I am Still hero-Zero

2011 Appear
I will not fear

TWENTY ELEVEN
I will get even

Two Zero One One
I am the chosen one

LESS THE RUNSING - 6

Sound Trouble




Seorang lelaki bingai telah jumpa dengan doktor dan minta nasihat. "Doktor, saya ni runsing lah, ada masaalah sikit, saya rasa isteri saya tuli/pekak." kebelakangan ni, bila saya tanya, dia tak jawab... Macamana saya nak ubat pekak isteri saya?

Doktor itu menjawab, "awak cuba cara menguji pendengarannya dulu dengan Berdiri agak jauh dari dia dan tanya beberapa soalan .. Jika dia tidak menjawab, bergerak sedikit lebih dekat dan bertanya lagi. Terus mengulangi ini sampai dia menjawab. Kemudian awak akan dapat mengetahui betapa seriusnya pekak/tuli isteri awak."

Lelaki itu pulang ke rumah dan cuba cara yang doktor syorkan. Dia berjalan di pintu dan berkata, "Sayang, masak apa untuk makan malam ni?" Dia tidak mendengar jawapan, sehingga ia bergerak lebih dekat dengannya. "Sayang,masak apa untuk makan malam ni?" Masih tidak ada jawapan.Dalam hati berkata("teruk pekaknya..pekak badak gaknya") Ia mengulangi soalan yang sama beberapa kali, sampai ia berdiri hanya bersebelahan isterinya.

Isterinya merenung dan bengis menjawab, "Untuk kali kesebelas, saya jawab ni, saya kata saya masak asam pedas untuk makan malam ni..... abang ni dah tebiat ke...?

YOU CRY - YOU LAUGH

This video is "Nigger" cry & Laugh
what about "Malay" laugh..& Cry
"Chinese Laugh...& cry
"Indian" laugh...& cry..
and many many laugh....

ha..ha..ha..
hu..hu..hu..hu

RICH MAN - POOR MAN

We are masters of our own fate. We reap what is sown. We get out of life what we put into it. Life is full of choices. Those who believe poor people are responsible for their own poverty would have us believe the poor had a choice either be poor or not be poor.
We are poor because the bad economy and the bad government
Many across the nation have been laid off due to the recession
It is hard to move up on anything when you live paycheck to paycheck. It is hard to do anything when you can just barely afford the necessities for your family

When you're rich . . .
You write off your charity in taxes.
When you're poor . . .
You look toward charity to help pay off your taxes.
When you're rich . . .
You get praise and adoration for finding shrewd new ways to make money.
When you're poor . . .
You go to jail for shrewd way finding it.
When you're rich . . .
You get your dog a rabies shot.
When you're poor . . .
You shoot your dog when it gets rabies.
When you're rich . . .
Attending social functions and smoke cuban cigar, show off is how you stay in power.
When you're poor . . .
You actually work for a living.
When you're rich . . .
You take long vacations from your hectic life and travel to exotic countries.
When you're poor . . .
You catch an exotic disease from some other country and can't even get a sick day.
When you're rich . . .
You complain about how "lazy" all those "poor" people are.
When you're poor . . .
You're too busy working to even complain.
When you're rich . . .
You can rest easy that your children will be financially successful throughout life.
When you're poor . . .
You might be able to get on welfare if you have a seventh child with your wife.
When you're rich . . .
People send you lots of gifts, and kiss your ass.
When you're poor . . .
Collectors take what you have, and kick your ass.
When you're rich . . .
You destroy a bunch of people's lives, and call it "downsizing."
When you're poor . . .
You blow off your employer's head and call it "temporary insanity."
When you're rich . . .
You start up a multi-billion dollar temp. agency and make millions.
When you're poor . . .
You work for a multi-billion dollar temp. agency and make minimum wage.
When you're rich . . .
You watch an episode of "The Simpsons" with your DSS Satellite System, on your 50 inch t.v. screen, in THX Digital Surround Sound, with 5 speakers and a $2,000-dollar subwoofer.
When you're poor . . .
You watch "The Simpsons".
When you're rich . . .
Playing the lottery is pointless.
When you're poor . . .
Playing the lottery is pointless.

Mistake

Dont speak to me this way
Dont ever let me say
Dont leave me again
Dont leave me again
Oh , You never felt this lost before
And the world is closing doors
I never wanted anything more..more
Oh , You never felt this lost before
And the world is closing doors
I never wanted anything more

Dont hug me this way
Dont touch me this way
Dont hurt me again
Dont hurt me again
Dont hug me this way
Dont touch me this way
Dont hurt me again
Dont hurt me again

Oh , You never felt this lost before
And the world is closing doors
I never wanted anything more
Oh , You never felt this lost before
And the world is closing doors
I never wanted anything more

Dont let me make the same mistake again
Please, dont let me make the same mistake again
Please, dont let me make the same mistake again
Dont let me make the same mistake again

Oh , You never felt this lost before
And the world is closing doors
I never wanted anything more
Oh , You never felt this lost before
And the world is closing doors
I never wanted anything more

Dont let me make the same mistake again
Dont let me make the same mistake again
Please, dont let me make the same mistake again
Please, dont let me make the same mistake again

Less The Runsing 5

1.seorang lelaki cerdik tetapi mempunyai rupa paras yang buruk didatangi seorang perempuan yang cantik, tetapi bodoh.

"Kahwinilah aku. Jika kita mempunyai anak, pasti anak kita itu cerdik seperti kamu, dan cantik sepertiku" bicara perempuan.

Sambil tersenyum, lelaki cerdik itu menjawab, "aku bimbang kita dapat anak yang rupa parasnya buruk sepertiku, dan bodoh sepertimu"

MARRIAGE:
Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend : Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.



2.Name: Ah Mei
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who
dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
City: Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her
Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood
Highest qualification: Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?

3.Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

4.Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying ' Parking Fine '
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole ' Thanks for complement. '

5.How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

6.Before Marriage.... ..

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After Marriage...... SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP—

7.Dalam sidang parlimen yg lepas Dtk Seri S. Samy Vellu yg juga Presiden MIC telah berjaya menyelesaikan kemelut isu AP antara bekas PM Tun Dr. Mahathir dengan Menteri MITI Dtk Seri Rafidah Aziz. Idea beliau sangat bernas dengan memasukkan fakta persaudaraan dan persefahaman. Berikut adalah kenyataan beliau yang telah diringkaskan.
"Tuan yg Dipertua, Selaku menteri kabinet, ali Barisan Nasyenel dan Presiden YemAiSi... saya teylah berbincangkan Wissyu AP ini dalam mesyuarat YemAiSi yang lipas dingan sepanjang lebarnya. Akhirnya YemAiSi dengan sebulat-bulatnya suara tilah mencadangkan kepada Yangamaberomat Pedanamentri supayye wisyu wini disilisaikan dingan simangat pesefaman dan persodaran yang kekal antara Rafidah sama TuMahadey.
Ini idea tilahpun lama diterimapakey woleh suummmmmmmmmma ali-ali YemA! iSi termaso ali kuluarga saya sindirri. Maka dingan ini YemAiSi dengan amat paling bangganya kasi wumumkan yang kami dari YemAisi mencadangkan supaya dengan tanpa silu-segannya Menteri MITI misti mau kasi guna ini nama mula dari sekarang... RAFIDAH A/P MAHATHIR."