Less The Runsing 5

1.seorang lelaki cerdik tetapi mempunyai rupa paras yang buruk didatangi seorang perempuan yang cantik, tetapi bodoh.

"Kahwinilah aku. Jika kita mempunyai anak, pasti anak kita itu cerdik seperti kamu, dan cantik sepertiku" bicara perempuan.

Sambil tersenyum, lelaki cerdik itu menjawab, "aku bimbang kita dapat anak yang rupa parasnya buruk sepertiku, dan bodoh sepertimu"

MARRIAGE:
Friend : How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend : Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.



2.Name: Ah Mei
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who
dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
City: Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her
Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood
Highest qualification: Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?

3.Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

4.Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying ' Parking Fine '
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole ' Thanks for complement. '

5.How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

6.Before Marriage.... ..

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After Marriage...... SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP—

7.Dalam sidang parlimen yg lepas Dtk Seri S. Samy Vellu yg juga Presiden MIC telah berjaya menyelesaikan kemelut isu AP antara bekas PM Tun Dr. Mahathir dengan Menteri MITI Dtk Seri Rafidah Aziz. Idea beliau sangat bernas dengan memasukkan fakta persaudaraan dan persefahaman. Berikut adalah kenyataan beliau yang telah diringkaskan.
"Tuan yg Dipertua, Selaku menteri kabinet, ali Barisan Nasyenel dan Presiden YemAiSi... saya teylah berbincangkan Wissyu AP ini dalam mesyuarat YemAiSi yang lipas dingan sepanjang lebarnya. Akhirnya YemAiSi dengan sebulat-bulatnya suara tilah mencadangkan kepada Yangamaberomat Pedanamentri supayye wisyu wini disilisaikan dingan simangat pesefaman dan persodaran yang kekal antara Rafidah sama TuMahadey.
Ini idea tilahpun lama diterimapakey woleh suummmmmmmmmma ali-ali YemA! iSi termaso ali kuluarga saya sindirri. Maka dingan ini YemAiSi dengan amat paling bangganya kasi wumumkan yang kami dari YemAisi mencadangkan supaya dengan tanpa silu-segannya Menteri MITI misti mau kasi guna ini nama mula dari sekarang... RAFIDAH A/P MAHATHIR."

GOOGLE TRANSLATE

Puncak Langit..diterjemahkan dalam bahasa Inggeris oleh Pa'cik Google jadi "Heavens Peak" (Puncak Syurga)

Bukan "Sky's peak" atau "Peak Sky"

Kena tanya mak'cik Google ni...

Tok Bomoh Ketayap Putih

Ada orang yang sudah kena......
Mula mula Bomoh ni ubatkan sakit...pada orang yang ada saka.. dan penyakit yang doktor kata tak ada....
Kemudian Bomoh ni buka peluang kpd orang untuk dapat duit juta-juta
dengan hanya photostat geran tanah merata rata.
Kemudian Bomoh ni suruh orang melabor seribu dapat berjuta-juta....
Kemudian Bomoh ini mengajak orang tarik duit dari dalam gua....
kemudian....kemudian....semua orang yang percaya Bomoh ni sudah kena......

"BERHATI HATI JANGAN MUDAH PERCAYA"
"BERHATI HATI JUGA DI JALAN RAYA"

Don't break My Heart

Dedicated to 'Who' have "Walked away".....in my life


Don’t leave me in all this pain
Don’t leave me out in the rain
Come back and bring back my smile
Come and take these tears away
I need your arms to hold me now
The nights are so unkind
Bring back those nights when I held you beside me

Un-break my heart
Say you’ll love me again
Un-do this hurt you caused
When you walked out the door
And walked outta my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-break my heart, my heart

Take back that sad word good-bye
Bring back the joy to my life
Don’t leave me here with these tears
Come and kiss this pain away
I can’t forget the day you left
Time is so unkind
And life is so cruel without you here beside me