Wednesday, December 22, 2010

RICH MAN - POOR MAN




We are masters of our own fate. We reap what is sown. We get out of life what we put into it. Life is full of choices. Those who believe poor people are responsible for their own poverty would have us believe the poor had a choice either be poor or not be poor.
We are poor because the bad economy and the bad government
Many across the nation have been laid off due to the recession
It is hard to move up on anything when you live paycheck to paycheck. It is hard to do anything when you can just barely afford the necessities for your family

When you're rich . . .
You write off your charity in taxes.
When you're poor . . .
You look toward charity to help pay off your taxes.
When you're rich . . .
You get praise and adoration for finding shrewd new ways to make money.
When you're poor . . .
You go to jail for shrewd way finding it.
When you're rich . . .
You get your dog a rabies shot.
When you're poor . . .
You shoot your dog when it gets rabies.
When you're rich . . .
Attending social functions and smoke cuban cigar, show off is how you stay in power.
When you're poor . . .
You actually work for a living.
When you're rich . . .
You take long vacations from your hectic life and travel to exotic countries.
When you're poor . . .
You catch an exotic disease from some other country and can't even get a sick day.
When you're rich . . .
You complain about how "lazy" all those "poor" people are.
When you're poor . . .
You're too busy working to even complain.
When you're rich . . .
You can rest easy that your children will be financially successful throughout life.
When you're poor . . .
You might be able to get on welfare if you have a seventh child with your wife.
When you're rich . . .
People send you lots of gifts, and kiss your ass.
When you're poor . . .
Collectors take what you have, and kick your ass.
When you're rich . . .
You destroy a bunch of people's lives, and call it "downsizing."
When you're poor . . .
You blow off your employer's head and call it "temporary insanity."
When you're rich . . .
You start up a multi-billion dollar temp. agency and make millions.
When you're poor . . .
You work for a multi-billion dollar temp. agency and make minimum wage.
When you're rich . . .
You watch an episode of "The Simpsons" with your DSS Satellite System, on your 50 inch t.v. screen, in THX Digital Surround Sound, with 5 speakers and a $2,000-dollar subwoofer.
When you're poor . . .
You watch "The Simpsons".
When you're rich . . .
Playing the lottery is pointless.
When you're poor . . .
Playing the lottery is pointless.

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